No jokes?

[snakebit]

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Toss in a ghost chili, it will be thermo-nuclear.

 

[tenngun]

 

[LME]

Highway patrol man pull me over and told me I had a tail light out. He said he wasn't going to write me` a ticket but would like to see my drivers licence when he looked at my licence he satw where I was restricted to wearing glasses. I told him I had contacts! He said I don't care who you know I am writing you a ticket? LOL!

 

[bpd303]

My license is due for renewal and I have to have the glasses restriction removed because I have had my cataracts removed and Intraocular lens implant's. I dread having to deal with the DPM over this. Would love to see a Trooper's reaction when I tell them I have implant's.

 

[Urban Coyote]

I hate when that happens.

 

[Codger Craig Wilcox]

Two elderly people living in Trailer Estates, he was a Widower and she a widow, had known each other for a number of years.
One evening there was a community supper in the big activity center. The two were at the same table, across from one another as the meal went on, he took a few admiring glances at her and finally gathered the courage to ask her, " Will you marry me?"
After about six seconds of ' careful consideration' , she answered "Yes. Yes, I will. "
The meal ended and, with a few more pleasant exchanges, they went to their respective places.
Next morning, he was troubled. "Did she say 'yes' or did she say 'no'?" He couldn't remember.
Try as he might, he just could not recall.
Not even a faint memory.
With trepidation, he went to the telephone and called her.
First, he explained that he didn't remember as well as he used to.
Then he reviewed the lovely evening past.
As he gained a little more courage, he inquired, "When I asked if you would marry me, did you say 'Yes' or did you say 'No'?"
He was delighted to hear her say, "Why, I said, 'Yes, yes I will' and I meant it with all my heart."
Then she continued, "I am so glad that you called, because I couldn't remember who had asked me.

 

[Stykbow]

 

[Codger Craig Wilcox]

Little Tony was so happy to see his grandmother that he ran up and gave her a big hug.

"I'm so happy to see you, grandma. Now daddy will have to do that trick he's been promising to do!"

His grandmother was curious. "What trick is that, sweetie?"

The little guy smiled at her, "I heard daddy tell mommy that he would climb the walls if you came to visit us again!"

 

[Urban Coyote]

Is it really worth anything?

 

[Urban Coyote]

Have a safe and happy 4th of July

 

[B P Arn]

Have a safe and happy 4th of July

...and an even better Independence Day!