Looks like I am in trouble with my wife.
It started innocently enough. It looked like the lip of the hammer on my recently discovered, pawnshop T/C Cougar was hitting the "nut" at the base of the nipple before it would hit a cap or the top of the nipple.
How to tell? Easy. I borrowed my wife's lipstick and smeared some on the top of the nipple. Then, I pulled the trigger and let the hammer down on the nipple. The next step was to wipe a Q-tip on the area of the hammer that should strike the cap.
Sure enough, there was lipstick on the hammer as well as on my nipple. Problem solved....until I was spotted replacing the lipstick in the drawer in the bathroom.
"Dear, you want an explanation about what I was doing with your lipstick?"..."It all started when I needed it for my.....
Ron (currently in hiding)
It started innocently enough. It looked like the lip of the hammer on my recently discovered, pawnshop T/C Cougar was hitting the "nut" at the base of the nipple before it would hit a cap or the top of the nipple.
How to tell? Easy. I borrowed my wife's lipstick and smeared some on the top of the nipple. Then, I pulled the trigger and let the hammer down on the nipple. The next step was to wipe a Q-tip on the area of the hammer that should strike the cap.
Sure enough, there was lipstick on the hammer as well as on my nipple. Problem solved....until I was spotted replacing the lipstick in the drawer in the bathroom.
"Dear, you want an explanation about what I was doing with your lipstick?"..."It all started when I needed it for my.....
Ron (currently in hiding)