High tech nipple cleaner

[Mangonboat]

The flash in the pan called the other flash in the pan a flash in the pan.

 

[doubleset]

The flash in the pan called the other flash in the pan a flash in the pan.

And ... both technically and accurately, in the case of the percussion gun, it would be a "flash in the nipple," wouldn't it?

 

[waksupi]

You probably COULD get $20 a pop for these. After all, the same CO2 discharger sold for muzzleloaders can be bought for about half the price at any bicycle shop.

 

[doubleset]

You probably COULD get $20 a pop for these. After all, the same CO2 discharger sold for muzzleloaders can be bought for about half the price at any bicycle shop.

Well, yeah. But you wouldn't want to use some BICYCLE tool on your muzzleloader, would you?

 

[BadDaditood]

Every flintlock shooter knows you don’t waste time getting the rock out of the jaw to throw if it does not fire. You swing the rifle around wielding it by the barrel as a club.

I can’t think of a more sure fire way to get a stubborn Flinter to go off-
Grab it by the muzzle and clobber a noggin :-0

 

[BadDaditood]

Why pay $20 for Hi-Tech?
We have a special introductory offer for our Extra Long Super Deluxe Lo-Tech nipple cleaners only $4.99 each! (plus $12.95 shipping and handling)
Or Double your savings and get Two for the Special price of $9.99 (just pay an additional $12.95 shipping)
Today Only you can skip all the arithmetic by just giving us your credit card number and we’ll do the rest!

 

[smo]

Do those come in another color?

Not quite, but the much simpler point that it is the flintlock that literally employs the flash in the pan. I was just trying to figure out whether you were intentionally using that disanalogy, or hadn't noticed it.

 

[doubleset]

Why pay $20 for Hi-Tech?
We have a special introductory offer for our Extra Long Super Deluxe Lo-Tech nipple cleaners only $4.99 each! (plus $12.95 shipping and handling) ...

Okay, so that's the way it's going to be?

Then as a special introductory offer we'll be offering the high tech 12 cc flusher (you really don't need the larger one) for the LOW LOW price of a mere ... uh, hang on a minute ..., $6.99 and FREE SHIPPING. In addition, for an additional $1.99 we'll include a set of lo-tech nipple cleaners -- including BOTH the ones with stiff plastic bristles and ones without the bristles (MUCH more useful for certain places on your firearm) -- custom cut to your desired lengths and in your choice of decorator colors!! We are also filing patent applications on both the high tech flusher and our own Super-Lo-Tech cleaner package, citing as yet undisclosed innovative features that go beyond the "prior art" exhibited by our competitors.

This offer will be made public as soon as we can find whatever bar our patent attorneys are currently in (and I don't mean that in the sense of "the bar association"). Stay tuned for breaking developments.

 

[appalichian hunter]

Might be interested if you throw in a pint of gullett flusher, of at least 100 proof.

 

[doubleset]

Might be interested if you throw in a pint of gullett flusher, of at least 100 proof.

That's waiting on our permit to produce commercial quantities of non-petroleum fuel. Should be any day now.

 

[Crooked Creek]

The flash in the pan called the other flash in the pan a flash in the pan.

Well, ain't that the pot callin' the kettle flashy.

 

[Mad L]

Flintlock shooters are by nature very primitive and their evolution is based on the needs and understanding of their wild habitat. They don't have the IQ to understand such things as nipples (to them that only means a way to feed their cubs).

They do have the capability to understand the use of a stick, much like chimps. But it would be very cruel to confuse them with this level of technology. Shame on you.

Who You Calling A "Bear Knuckle Dragger"?!?

 

[1BadDart]

How much is the HAZMAT fee?

 

[Kansas Jake]

Hazmat fee depends on the vender. Different ones charge different amounts.