Dangers of Touch Hole Picks

[Rawhide67]

Just take his guy card, if he yells like that from a pin prick. I'd like to say what my father would have called him but the mods wouldn't allow it.

And the yell would have to be pretty damn loud to startle me with hearing protection on.

 

[earlwb]

Come to think of it some of those long spine thorns on cacti would make for great natural flash hole picks. You can even carve out nifty little handles for them too.

 

[rmefbowhunter]

I can’t believe people would actually believe this story

In Woke America, ANYTHING is possible!

 

[Nwtradegunner]

I use oxy acetylene torch cleaning tips. They’re blunt on one end and a nice little loop on the other to tie a small leather thong.

 

[Siringo]

Disclaimer: the story I wrote was pure fiction. Something I created for a laugh.
I had not even imagined that people would think it was a true event.

Ahh, the never ending suprises of Social Media

Satirical fiction, but wholeheartedly the way this country works today.

 

[david w]

So, how is your finger?

Pull it and find out!

 

[cebusey]

Disclaimer: the story I wrote was pure fiction. Something I created for a laugh.
I had not even imagined that people would think it was a true event.

Ahh, the never ending suprises of Social Media

A true story - 5 plus years ago our private club ranges were shut down as the power company attributed holes in their high tension cables near the club to our members using them for target practice. Only after extensive investigation determined the damage to be from lightning strikes were we let off the hook. Unfortunately any damage within 10 miles of our ranges is often blamed on us. These ranges are in the country and not in urban America. We have had to install cameras that monitor/record activity at the ranges, key card activated gates and doors and membership ids worn around ones neck so that any member acting in an unsafe manner will either be suspended or kicked out. All it takes is one human jackass to ruin it for all and get the club sued/shutdown.

 

[45man]

I can't comment---Laughed so hard with all the responses, I have no more to add.

 

[sheriff john]

Got home from a gun show, told my wife all I bought was a nipple pick.

"Stay away from me, you sick old man."

She thought it was what's used to pierce nipples in tattoo parlors.

 

[2 shots]

NOT REAL?? Well thanks a lot Bob. i really thought this was real and got so scared that i threw out all my m/l stuff. thats a shame because i was just going to buy a horn from you but i dont need it now. this is a true story.

 

[PathfinderNC]

NOT REAL?? Well thanks a lot Bob. i really thought this was real and got so scared that i threw out all my m/l stuff. thats a shame because i was just going to buy a horn from you but i dont need it now. this is a true story.

Well it’s safe to go back into the water now!
You can start rebuilding your BP shooting kit, too.
Why not start with, say… a Touch Hole Pick?!?!

 

[Rifleman1776]

It’s the truth, too. Even if it didn’t happen.

Is this the "I have a story" thread?

 

[yonderin]

Welcome to earth, 3rd rock from the sun.

 

[Kodiak13]

So, how is your finger?