Don't bring a knife to a knife/gun fight.

[Canute Rex]

You can also know the date of your knife/gun fight.

Hunting Knife Combined with Wheellock Pistol Creator: Ambrosius Gemlich Date Created: blade ca. 1528–29, etched with a calendar for the years 1529–34; barrel dated 1540 or 1546 Physical Dimensions: L. 18 1/4 in. (46.4 cm); L. of barrel 12 3/8 in. (31.4 cm); L. of blade 13 1/4 in. (33.7 cm); Cal. .28 in. (7.1 mm) Type: Hunting knife combined with wheellock pistol Medium: Steel, gold, staghorn, bronze Repository: Metropolitan Museum of Art, New York, NY Culture: German, Munich

 

[Sam squanch]

Alton Brown’s ancestor had one of these……