Come on now, you must be a Yankee . I probably have at least 50 lbs vacuum sealed in 1/2 gallon Mason jars in the event of a Biden collapse. Of course, I have a couple of cases of Luzianne Red Bag with Chicory to satisfy my coffee needs. I love the scene in the John Wayne movie "The Undefeated" where during the fight scene, Dub Taylor (Yankee) is hiding beneath the picnic table during the fight, and reaches above thinking he is going to grab a hand full of fried chicken, but it is a bowl of grits, "damn grits".
Yep, and shortly after that, he would up with the rest of the bowl of grits in his face. I always called that Ironic Justice.
In April of 1982, I was going through the Smith & Wesson Revolver Armorer's Course. Unknowingly, I made the almost criminal mistake of ordering grits as part of my breakfast meal at an IHOP in Springfield, MA. That got a might ugly......