now I rely like that one. one that I have never heard before! there are hundred of canoe jokes.So a guy who was new to boating rented a small boat and got his girlfriend into it. He untied the rope and they slowly drifted out into the middle of the lake.
His girlfriend noticed a large, dark cloud approaching with lightning and thunder flashing and booming so she said, "Don't you think we should get back to the dock? Where are the oars?"
"Oars??" the guy asked. "We don't need oars."
With that, he opened a large sack and pulled out several jars of salmon eggs which he promptly dumped into the bottom of the boat. After a few minutes with nothing happening he said, "I don't understand it. I did like the book said to do. It said I should roe the boat."