Crow-Feather
32 Cal.
This summer at the range, I was bothered mightily by flies, mosquitos, and other flying bugs. I use a moose milk made with ballistol and apply it with a spray bottle. Well, I got so upset at them bugs, I started spraying them with the moose milk. After awhile, I discovered that them flying bugs were gone. I happen to look down at the floor and saw it littered with WALKING flies, mosquitos, and other flying bugs. Upon inspection, I discovered that the moose milk coated their wings and made them so slippery that air would just slide past their wings and they fell to the ground. I swear it's true or may a 21 year old model fall in love with me.