Why Russell, it's probably a smoothbore, just dump a hand full of buckshot in it and stand by to repel boarders! As Long John Silver said, 'Them that dies will be the lucky ones!' Geo. Nyck, as long as the match fires before the trikker pinches your fingers, you should be able to maintain a firm grasp, especially if using both hands. Might be a lovely close range rabbit gathering apparatus for the Middle Ages aficionados among us!